Helping Hands?

A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

Put your ad here!

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not! It is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

Hhahahahahaaaaa....great one ..loved it...

heard this before thought it was good though

Very good

lol thats a good one

I've heard that one before and still think it's a little funny. Why does it say Put your ad here! have you taken it from a website advert?

Whats the "Put your ad here!" part all about ??????


And this it Brendan Graces Joke Grrrrrrr robber

lol

i never heard it before.

and it's too funny.

going downstairs to tell hubby..he can use a good chuckle before he starts his day at this grueling job!
thanks!

LOL

ha ha ha worth a star,,,

cool

Very funny lol

hahahaha!!

he just wanted a push....just like he said!!

hahaha the drunk got his way and the husband been "had" lmao....keep em coming my friend....star

He he I'm amazed he managed to get on the swing. lol!!


:-)))

Funny! 100!

L O L 10/10 x

hahahaha...very funny jim

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Nice one and clean too!

I love the "put your ad here!" part, like a subliminal message I did not get quite yet.
Kidding aside, really, can I put my ad in your question?
Yeah, still kidding.

ahhahahaha very funny!

Well i never heard it: but i enjoyed it well.
you do good work jim ,real good work.

He should have stayed in bed!! lol 鈾?/div>

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