Confessions......................

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."

The Priest says, "Is that you Tommy?"

"Yes father, it is I."

"Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."

The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"No father," Tommy replied.

"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"

"No father."

"Was it Ann Brown?" the priest asks.

"No father, I cannot tell you."

The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Mary's."

Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What happened?"

Tommy replies, "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Mary's and three good leads."

I think im retarted, i dont get it, could some one please explain it to me,e-mail me the answer!

Brilliant

babe, u should give up your day job and become a comedian! lol

Very good,,liked it,,,

Another good one!!!!

Good one!HA HA..

LOL!!! 10/10

wow, im sorry that was not very funny to me! but good joke

Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol...funny