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Consumption Of Alcohol

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

Pmsl. I love it. After reading that it makes me wonder why we put ourselves through it every weekend! Lol

Oh dear this should be on the side of all Stella cans immediately lol

hahaha how true is that?!

sounds about right...damn, i should read the label on the (stella) bottle first!

Had um all except the pregnancy one.

its whats for breakfast...lol

Exshellunt....

Never been drunk meself. Hic!

Hahahahahahaha and that is why I do not drink!!! ;0)

So true.......

Been there, done that (many times!)

Still doing it.....

I have the funniest "radio commercial" about "Tequila" It's hillarious. If you want me to send it to your cell, email me your number.

Good one again.....where do you come up with these!