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Drunken mans poem now is this funny or not?


A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home.



Man : My wife will kill me.

Bartender : Take her some candy.

Man : She is on a diet.

Bartender : Take her some flowers.

Man : She has allergies.

Bartender : Tell her a poem.

Man : She loves poems鈥?But I don鈥檛 know any.

Bartender : Here is one for you. The Bartender recites:

YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH
BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS
BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES
AND THAT鈥橲 WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE
-鈥漇hakespeare鈥?

Man : I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to
himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door.


Wife : You better not have been drinking!

Man : Sweetness, I have a poem for you!

Wife : It had better be good.

The man starts to recite the poem鈥?

YOU BABYLONIAN ***** ..
BLUE EYES AND PURPLE ****.
BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A ***** LIES
AND THAT鈥橲 WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE.

brilliant pmsl 10/10 x

ha ha ha

lool!!!*

i love it when you talk dirty!!

hahahaha!!

starred!!

Funny, very funny

Eew.. that's sick!

But still, nice poetry..

no its not

hehehe, hilarious hun, pmsl

star time

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He! he! he! funny....

hahahahaha!! lol! nice one! cheers!

That is so funny. lol

lol that's a keeper

hehehehehe....dirty naughty!!!!!

lolololololololol

Funny! 100!

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