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Just got woken up folks so thought i came on for 20 mins is this funny or not?


A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive thirty-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him.

Then, without pausing, he downs each one.



鈥淲hew,鈥?the bartender remarks, 鈥測ou seem to be in a hurry.鈥?br>
鈥淵ou would be, too, if you had what I have.鈥?br>
鈥淲hat do you have?鈥?the bartender sympathetically asks.

鈥淔ifty cents.鈥?/div>

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thats hilarious!! i would be drinking fast too. lmmfao!!

i.m. me

Yea, I like that one!

heard that joke years ago with slightly different wording but good all the same

ha ha ha

I will have to remember to use that one sometime!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I don't think so.

Lol, it's crazy!!!!!!!!! very funny

Funny but heard a few weeks ago.

hehehe, might try that one hun, pmsl

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Ha! ha! like it.....

haha.. nice one! hehe.. hw come i dont get such good jokes.. !?!

Great joke.

WOW!!!! this one was amazingly funny...hehehehehehehe..
intelligent guy...hehehehehehehehe :)

L OL 10/10 x

lol thats cool

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