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Dentist appointment?


One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear:
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Sounds like something my Hubby might whip out to me. LOL! He might ask if my hand hurts too! LOL

Gross! lol, but funny! lol
Thanks for the laugh! ,lol

haha....lol

eeewww! but cute though... nice one!

lol

OMG. that was hilarius.

lol

Funny! 10!

Thats hilarious. Something my hubby would say to me.

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