Whats your funniest experience? and why?

What was really really out radgiously funny! It can be anything!
Have fun with this one=]

Went to a cinema, it was dark, no usherette to lighten us to a seat, got to the end of a row, sat down, my wife was sat higher than me, I whispered to her to pull the seat down, I thought her seat was still up and she was sat on the edge, just then the screen brightened up, I was sat on the stair in the aisle, trying to get my wife to put her seat down, there was tittering all round by some of the audience, it is funny now, but very embarrassing then. (1945)

I have a lot of funny experiences, but ill share this one: =))

So school was finished and me and my friends were waiting for our nannies/maids to pick us up. We were talking about our other friend's brother who is so fat. I recalled him and how fat he was and said loudly, "HE'S SO FAT!" but at the same time, a cute high school boy passes right in front at me, and i was looking at him just as i have said my words. He glared at me because he thought i was talking about him, fat, but he was so not. i was like O_O. after he walked away me and my friends bursted out laughing. :))

urm....i was walking from my school to the bus stand;waiting 4 my mom to pick me up. i saw this car, looked exactly like my mom's car, so i walked towards it and entered the car without noticing a pair of puzzled eyes looking at me. then, i looked at my 'mom' and i suddenly realized that my 'mom' is not my mother! i stepped out the car and walked 180miles per hour into my real mother's car that's just arriving !oh my god, i feel so embarrass at that time! so now, whenever i enter my mom's car, i MUST look at the car's plat numbers first. (that's the moral of the story..heheh :) )