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One liner Seagull joke?


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls!

See, get it? Bagels!

This joke was actually told by Brak on Cartoon Planet.

How wonderful

What a great Joke!!! :D

How about this one?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road?

Not so funny :(

thats bad...

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