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A little boy was in his class and his teacher told him to find the first few letters of the alphabet, so when he went home he asked his mum, who was cooking dinner what the first letter of the alhabet is and she said "Shut up shut up!" He then went to his sister who was listening to music, he asked her "whats the second letter of the alphabet and she said "lalalala" so he went to his dad and asked whats the third letter ofthe alphabet and he was watching darts on tv and he said "180" the boy then went to his brother who was watching Noddy and he asked wats the fourth letter of the alphabet and he said "i my little red car!"
So the next day the teacher asked him "whats the first letter of the alphabet?"
Shut up up!" he replied
"excuse me his teacher said!"
"lalalala"
"stop being so silly how many detenions do u think u r going to get?"
"180!"
"How do you think ure going to get away from them?"
"In my little red car"

Ino its a bit rubbish, but im not very goot at jokes

I LIKE IT. it was cute and funny.

LOL! it is funny!

its quite funny:)

Nice idea and premise...it's sort of funny.

keep trying - that one needs some work, sorry

ha ha i thought it was cute!

Actually i think it is quite good i meen did you make that up cause liek it REALLY good lol...i am only a kid so my opinians may meen nothing but hey really good

funny I liked

Lol, I've heard a lot of differnt versions of that one.

Not a bad attempt. I can make jokes on the fly when available. These jokes however tend to link in with a conversation or action .

lol but ive heard it before or at least a similar one

Kinda funny.

Hahahahahah LMAO

Lol i like that one =]

its cute...

haha it think its great

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