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Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table...?


Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

Lol, I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats funny

it was ok

ha ha ha ace,,,,

i don't get it ???????

lol...brilliant

lol omg that was brilliant loved it!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!

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