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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.?


Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each one of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says,
'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.
POOF!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said,
'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in to our precious land.
POOF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says,
'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says,

'Fill it with water.'

LOL I liked that. Leave it to an American to think of a good solution. thank you for sharing.

haha thats great.

Haha, That's Hilarious, Thumbs Up 4 Da Texan...

Fantastic joke. It should make one lol. I am saving it on my pc.

star 4 u .

so this moron sits down getting drunk and kills like a few million people. wow he is a genius all americans should be like him. what a dumb and racist joke.

not .....funny

good one

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