Warning!!! Beer...?

BEER WARNING LABELS


Due to increasing product liability litigation, American beer
brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers :

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
asshole.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make your think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung
Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning
and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
remember).

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally disappear.

WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

beer is good...have some. lets go drink some beer

i like beer

Gee to fit all that on one label would then mean that the bottle would be huge, huh?? Works for me!

ha ha

what are u on lady

and these things are all true.... so don't try this at home kids, and i'm going to steal your beer, cuz you can't see me....

lol coooool :)

hehe

"I like beer, it makes Me a golly food jellow!

beer is god

ha ha! (btw, when i read the first answer i almost lost it! "i like beer." ha ha!)