The 'Best Lawyer Story of All Time'... The United?

The 'Best Lawyer Story of All Time'... The United
Way realized that
it had never received a donation from the city's
most successful
lawyer. So a United Way! volunteer paid the lawyer a
visit in his
lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by
saying, 'Our
research shows that even though your annual income
is over two
million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.
Wouldn't you like
to give something back to your community through the
United Way ?' The
lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did
your research also
show you that my mother is dying after a long,
painful illness and
she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her
ability to
pay?Embarrassed, the United Way Rep mumbles, 'Uh...
no, I didn't know
that.' 'Secondly,'says the lawyer, 'my brother, a
disabled veteran, is
blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to
support his wife
and six children.' The stricken United Way Rep
begins to stammer an
apology..... 'Thirdly,did your research also show
you that my
sister's husband died in dreadful car accident,
leaving her penniless
with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is
disabled and
another that has learning disabilities requiring a
huge array of
private tutors?' The humiliated United Way Rep,
completely beaten,
says, 'I'm so sorry, I had no idea.' And the lawyer
says, 'So...if I
didn't give any money to them, what makes you think
I'd give any to
you?

One of my fav's. Thanks.

Try this one.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a cat fish ?

(A) One is a scum sucking bottom feeder ,

and the other is a fish.

attorney's existence depends on anal intercourse