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What is the connection between george bushs brain and his mouth??the lucky winner wins 10 points?


What is the connection between george bushs brain and his mouth??the lucky winner wins 10 points?

An evil monkey obsessed about pressing the red button and randomly remembers something funny and Bush chuckles.

its all crap

none of them work proper

The back of his neck

there isn't one

the toilette!

bush never puts his brain into gear be for he engages his mouth!

A script, but sometimes the connection isn't so good and the mouth tends to run with it.

Dick Cheney's first name. (wink wink)

The Hand up his ar$e

His @ss. It starts out in his brain, travels all the way down his body to his a$s, is contaminated with $.hit, the straight to and out his mouth.

It's a piece of string that isn't quite long enough to reach the rational part of his mind so that gob and brain are perpetually out of synch.

none, his brain doesn't even work right

His butt because Its all a load of poo.

they are both filled with shite

the brain thinks up sh*t and then the sh*t comes out of is mouth

both of them are full of bull ****.......

well his brain thinks about crap then it comes flying out of his mouth

there isnt one.

His ASR* does all the thinking and talking.

there isn't a connection the wire got cut.

He has a brain?

There isn't one.

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