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Secrets to a Happy Marriage?


1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
and MOST important....
4. It is important that these three women never meet

omg. thats just....well acually its quite funny...

LoL... That's funny!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that's a good one!

lmao!! love it...

Ha ha thats funny,

Hey! I think I know that guy!!

Love it !!

haha nice one

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