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If you could be any animal for a day, what would you be and Why? |
10 Points for Best Story! I would be my dog. Spoiled to the core, he gets what he wants when he wants it. Plus he gets to sleep in a sun beam the entire morning while I work! A wolf. a Lion... because no one ****s with a Lion! a bird a gold fish. because i could float all day and tune you out when i don't want to hear you, have the best skin flick every time i see you get dressed in the morning, pee in my bed without having to get out of it, on top of having my breakfast served in bed everyday, not be obligated to answer you back with a lick or a tail wag therefore saving the conversations from uncomfortable pregnant pauses, and in the end when i finally get tired of you i can make myself float belly up and play dead so you can flush me down the toilet so that i can ride on the worlds fastest water slide. i wouldd be a wolf because wolves are srtong and could get what they want because nobody can mess with a wolf because they have tremendous strenght. like totally dude!!! :p i think i would be a bird then i would fly to the grand canyon and just soar around plus i could poop on poeple and eat little animals .Yeah.!!!! A RAPTOR BEACUSE I CAN KICK *** =D and its random |
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