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little johnny鈥檚 dad thinks that today he has got to screw johnny鈥檚 mom.he goes home all excited but finds out that little johnny came from school early.knowing that johnny will let him do it so he tells johnny to go and stand in the balcony and tell him what is happening outside.little johnny goes out and dad hurries up and starts humping.just then little johnny says " a dog is shitting the park ".dad tells him to look and tell about something nice.so after a while johnny says " betty鈥檚 mom is getting screwed ".dad stops and asks him " how the **** can you say that ? " johnny replies " because betty is also standing in the balcony "

LOL HAHA, never heard this one and it is great. Keep it up Lil Johnny

i love this joke

LOL nice one

Great one!!!

lol

ok.

Ha Ha Ha

rip i dont know where u got the joke from but if u have any more lol lets read them

niceeeeeee.

That is bad. Go to your room.

This is funny !!!!!

What???????????????
You'll have to explain to me how this is a joke or even a funny story.

u r very wierd

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