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Short jokes pls to put on my mobile phone, seasonal eh?

Short jokes pls to put on my mobile phone, seasonal eh?

I don't care who you are, get those bloody reindeer off my roof!

Merry Christmas = )

santa looked out his window on xmas day and said to his wife , looks like rain dear



why is santas sack so big ???
he only c,ums once a year

A jewish santa came down the chimney........... woke up the children and said..................Do you wanna buy some toys.

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