Know any funny jokes?

If anyone has any funny jokes, please tell me! I love to hear jokes......also I have gone to other questions like this one, and everyone puts "look in the mirror." Please dont put that....Its really anoying. Thank-you so much!

10 points to the funniest joke!

A TEACHER WAS DOING A STUDY TESTING THE SENSE OF TASTE OF FIRST GRADERS USING A BOWL OF LIFESAVERS. THE CHILDREN BEGAN TO SAY:

RED................CHERRY
YELLOW............LEMON
GREEN...............LIME
ORANGE............ORANGE

FINALLY THE TEACHER GAVE THEM ALL HONEY LIFESAVERS.

AFTER EATING THEM, NONE OF THE CHILDREN COULD IDENTIFY THE TASTE.

WELL SHE SAID I WILL GIVE YOU ALL A CLUE. ITS WHAT YOUR MOTHER MAY
SOMETIMES CALL YOUR FATHER.

ONE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED UP IN HORROR, SPIT HER LIFESAVER OUT AND YELLED, "OH MY GOD! THEY'RE ASSHOLES!"

two muffins were sitting in the oven and one muffin says to the other
"its getting pretty hot in here"
the other muffin goes "HOLY CRAP!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

what results from consuming ten dollars worth of drugs?
Dime entia

on Hillary Clinton:

life's a b****--don't vote for one

heres another one:

billy was at his first day of college. he went to science first. the professer started out by saying, "is there anyone else here that is atheist, like me?"
4 kids raised their hands.
billy didn't raise his hand and was sitting in the front of the class.
the professer comes over and asks, "so if you re not atheist, what are you?"
"catholic." the boy replied
"why are you catholic?"
"because that's the way my parents raised me"
"what if your parents were atheists?"
"then I'd be a moron."

funny joke? look in your wallet.


just kidding. Star for you......cause some of these jokes are gooooood...

I have posted about 500 jokes in here,and most from my network just post jokes,whoever links up here can read them all,hope you got plenty of time on your hands

What's red and travels at 50 miles per hour?





















































































































A BABY IN A BLENDER!