Is this the absolute worse or corniest joke you have ever heard?

At a Funeral Home on top of a steep hill they were just ending a service and taking the coffin out to the hearse, when the coffin got away from the pall bearers and went rolling down the down the street on the steep hill. Horrified, everyone ran after it, but only the funeral director caught up to it. Just as he reached it, he tripped and fell on top of the coffin. He clung on for dear life as the coffin raced faster down the hill, bouncing off some parked cars and whizzed through the open doorway of a drug store at the bottom of the hill.

Now picture this in your minds eye. The funeral director says to the startled pharmacist as he whizzes past him, "Hey, what have you got to stop this coffin?"

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lol! te he, giggle, giggle....

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hehe i giggled =D

*groans severely* that is one of the worst jokes i have ever heard!

I didn't giggle, I sang.

GROAN!!! onfortunatly i have heard more. just cant think of them right now

Well as you know I worked at a Funeral Home for a 1-1/2. So I have heard that one alot. There is a True story about a man that this really actually happened to. My Dad told us the story about his friend who was working at the Funeral Parlor and when he went to pull off with the Hearse he didn't hook the casket in the back very well-plus he had been drinking pretty heavy also, the hearse's were made a little different then too. But he pulls off and the casket rolls out and into the woods and he has to try and get it back in the car. Dad could tell it so funny.

I guess it is ok.

Hee hee... it made me giggle, so can't be all that bad...

Eh! It was ok. Too damn long though.

GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!...

lmao but i laugh at everything.

hahah lol
groan.. but it made me smile

Made me laugh.

Cough Syrup...that's what will stop the freakin' coffin!!!

Not the worst--but close.

I want you to pack your stuff up and leave this planet immediately.





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I had to re read the punch line but finely caught on to it.. then I started laughing that was cute..I liked it..got to remember this one.. Thanks for the laugh...Its not corny at all.

I had to read the punchline twice, now what does that say about me? But that was funny lol, maybe corny, but funny~