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What do you do if someone annoys you?


Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscels to extend your arm and

bi*ch-slap that motherfucker
upside the head

I really wish i could do that to some of the people who Annoy the F*ck out of me at work everyday......geesh......i need to ventttttt.....

Yea! A good bit of sensless violence is the resolution!!! :D

simple, roundhouse kick to the forehead.

Ignore them, lifes to short and I find it really annoys them with very little effort.

i just ignore it

i agree fully

only 4? o_o really? lol

Yay! That's what I was gonna say!

Wish I was brave enough to do that at work }:)

try my best to live with it til i make up something to get away or make my phone rang and say excuse me and leave him/her

A water pistol with ink is useful.

glasgow kiss right to the bridge of the nose,no mustles used,just a kid on stagger forward.

Learn more about them. If I'm gonna be annoyed by someone it's not going to be because I don't know them that well and just misunderstand them. I'm going to give them every chance to NOT annoy me

About 30% of the time I learn to live with it, so they don't annoy me that much anymore.
About 50% of the time I'm able to turn it around and actually like them as a friend.

lol- thats a funny fact- im going to try that

i prefer the kick in the shins or in the b@lls (u never no wat yahoo will suspend u 4)
but b!tchslappin works 2!
thx 4 that!
star!

I ask him: please leave me alone

what about the clap his mother gave you,
slap that Inside his head

ignore them

love it love it love it!!!!

And I promise to try my very best to remember this next time!

That would be a good text message joke to pass on LOL.

i usually just grin until they get annoyed

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