A joke for you, what do you think?

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband
gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing
her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey,
I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want
to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and
tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over
and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her
ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Awesome, usually I'd see the punchline coming, but I didn't see that one. *Star*

lol

funny and oh so true

That is a good one!! LOL! Have a star..

Good one

Ha ha ha v good,,,

L O L 9/10 x

thats some funny sh*t

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f**k your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

lol....funny

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