Things that people say that piss me off?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya mate?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know d**khead, you f**king pulled me over.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "as the bus came yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here @sshole!

very true,what about this one.When you see someones baby and someone says wow hasn't he grown.well whats he gonna do shrink?

nice made me lol. literally

I heard that before, so its not like you just made it up

Ha ha ha good points,,,,star

My favorite is when someone misuses the word "literally."

As in, "OMG, I literally died when I saw him..."

Uh, then someone get my shotgun, because zombies must die!

I like your way of thinking!!! No $hit !!!

lmao that is good

thats funny and true ha ha

I think you should pour yourself a large drink, before you explode hun!

Can you think of some more? I really liked those.

I think you need some anti-anxiety pills

Ya, and I love it when you call a company, ask a question. The girl says, "I don't think". Geeze, I know you don't think.

the last one is so funny :) ya...they do "piss" me off.

Sometimes the bus may come through and the person before may have missed the bus...has happened to me a many of times

i get ur point lol. but some of us just have to try and be sympathetic to the stupid people out there =P.

and doc sez this wont hurt ...well let me try it out on you first then

lmao!!!

hahha, i personally hate when people ask me if im ticklish. I really dont have a choice there, cause i always get tickled whether I want to or not....the only way to get out of it is to say something like...."i have diarrhea, and tickling me won't help"

Wow..lol.. Some ppl are just trying to start convo or be polite mr. Grumpy pants.. Have u had a bad day today..lol.
I get what your saying...

calm down calm down

Yeah and when people ask you the time they point at their wrist...
Im like - i know where my watch is dumb@ss...

Following on from the first one you said -
If you lose something people say where was the last place you had it? Well if i knew that i would have probably found it by now!

oh please you looked that sh*t up online....those clearly aren't your lines. i've read them before..a looot of times actually.

This is not really a question and does not belong on this forum, but since your rant is here, let me address 3 of your stupid comments.

"Can I ask you a question?" - Most of the time, people are giving you the opportunity to say, "Not right now, I'm busy." or "Sure, what's up?" rather than demanding an answer to a question you may not have time to deal with.

When a cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" they are not asking you for your speed but if you were aware of your speed. Cops cannot be expected to know what goes on in your pathetic, little mind.

"Has the bus come yet?" - perhaps you had just missed the previous bus and were waiting for the next one. It is also possible that you are waiting for a cab or a friend. Many people do that at bus stops because they are at easily located intersections.

So what if they say theese things,,,dont take it to heart....just say yes or know....you let too much info into your brain.....just let it slide,,,,and as time goes by,,you will slowly, just blow it away and it wont piss you off so much any more,,,,,,not big deal...some people just say some things to be nice and friendly.....if a goodlooking chick ask you has the bus been ( them hey she just might like you ) dont take things to heart.........RELAX cheers

Oh dear,

You don't sound to happy today!!

Here have a star it'll cheer you up!! *

very true pmfsl 10/10 x

lol all soo true!!!


one time I was at the airport and my luggage wasn't out yet so I went to the lady at the counter and said "do u know where my luggage is??? " She looked right at me and said
" Has ur plane landed yet?"
I'm like Naw.... some ppl r just sooo stupid!!!

Brilliant

lol

Much better than the Bill Gates one.




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=P absolutely!!!