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Is there Christmas in Heaven ?


On Christmas Day, three men die and go to heaven. When they arrive at the "Pearly gates", St. Peter greets them yet reminds them, because they had been very bad, they needed to go to Hell but since it was Christmas Day, he would pardon them if only each and every one of the man had brought something that would represent "Christmas".
The first man, had an "ornament" and was led into heaven. The second man had a pine branch with him, and was also led into heaven and the third guy, had a pair of red panties. St. Peter asks:" And how would this have anything to do with Christmas?" The man replied:" These are Carol's"

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ha ha ha funny

That is funny you are very clever
~So sick of being tired and oh so tired of being sick~

O Carol.

I got to give it to you on that one. And yes if Carol's red panties are in heaven then yes there is Christmas.

By the way did the third man get in?

Good one.

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