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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone

Thanks!!

Me and my hubby are chuckling now!!

Hee, he,hee!

LOL xxx + *

Hoho very good!

Love IT!!

lmao thats pretty funny

brilliant lmao 10/10 x

Nice one :)

excellent

Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!

funny

yeah ,cool one.

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