Children's Books That Didn't Make It!!!!!!!!!!?

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. "Pop! Goes The Hamster!"...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry...
these are real titles

funny!!
Here's some Dr. Seuss books that didn't make it.

The Cat in the Blender
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Are You My Proctologist?
Fox in Detox
Horton Feels a Ho
The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
The Grinch's Ten Inches

Thats awesome

hahaha! lol! out of my chair laphing! :',) espesialy no. 21!

What do you mean they didn't make it? I own all of them. And I turned out just fine. Btw, the court hearing is Thursday at 2:00. Can you drive me? I got my license taken away. Long story...

Those are great. There's a few I'd like to read!

omg!!! so evil ..... . . . . . . . . .and yet soooooooo funny!! i've got a pain on my left side cos i've been helpless with laughter. oh bl00dy hell - its really hurting cos i cant stop. . . . . . .absolute genius. cheers for making me laugh and hurt all at the same time xxxx