My son has a couple of jokes for you.?

He's only five and wanted me to post his jokes so here goes...

What's a cats favourite colour? Purrrrple!

What's small, brown and round and sneaks around the kitchen at christmas?
Mince spies!!

Heres one for him

What's it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buck-an-ear

how CUTE!! =D tell em he's SUPER funny! ;D (and adorable)

awwwwww cute

cute

funny kid. good on him

awwww that's cute....tell him they are funny!!

Haha great stuff for little tikes, I will be sure to share it with my niece!

Tell him....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...
Cute..I have a 5 year old granddaughter,,,must maintain the humor!!!

awwwwwwwwwww :D so cuteeee! merry xmas cutie x

Cute!

lol. very cute. tell your son he was a born comedian : )

hahahahahaah cute i like your sons sense of humor

I love those, my 96 year old mother lives with us, she laughed and called her friends, thanks

Okay the second I totally didn't get, but cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should try these out at school.

Those are great from a 5 year old. :-)

good jokes

Very cute

:)

ha ha ha u son is so funny
he should be a king of comedy

oh that is so cute they made me laugh=P

aww bless him,i'll tell santa to put him on the nice list.x

ha ha those r really good for a 5 year old

haha good lad made me laugh out loud my kids came to see what i was laughing at they think he is great well done

hehe aww thats cute : ]

very good, i hope you are going to be a comedian when you grow up,merry christmas, hope santa brings you everything you want.

he sounds like he has a speach impeditment..
only jokin! very clever.. for a 5 yr old

Wow...he is good..understands alll the concepts...a vry smart little man u have!!

That is funny. Tell him to keep at it. making people laugh is always a good thing!

awww bless. be sure to tell him that he is super funny

how cute

ROFL xDDDD
Those are great (Y) am gonna tell all my friends tomorrow!
Tell him they're great!