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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse himself, would he get hurt?


This is similar to the age old "unmovable object, unstopable force" question, but what happens when the unmovable object IS the unstopable force?

How do you roundhouse kick yourself? Only Chuck Norris knows how. He would decide if he gets hurt or not

Hmmmmmm, you got me wondring. Thank you

no he would duck and miss because he is faster than himself.

Nothing can hurt Chuck Norris. Not even Chuck Norris.

i do believe that it would tear a hole in the universe leading to an alternate dimension of sorts.

Do not temp fate, it never works out in the end.

The world would explode. I don't know.

That's like asking if God can create a stone too heavy for Himself to lift

no. because chuck norris does not feel pain. pain feels chuck norris

He couldn't his limbs fear themselves.

damn thats hard he would beat the crap outta his leg

he's too bad a#@ dude,He couldn't hurt himself

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