What does your daddie do for a living??

A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.

Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?"

"He turned blue, and sh*t on the carpet

good 1 lmao 10/10 x

Hmmm---not funny.

Excellent!!!!!

v v v v v FUNNY


LOL

thankyou!

lol funny x

lol.

haha very funny merry Christmas

thats ruddy funny lady..

i love this kind of humour lol

FUNNY.

oh so blue!!

no offence but thats not even close to funny, thats sick

i didnt like the image of that last part at all

but thats my opinion

oh my my..

very good,i like that*

sorry not that funny

a lighter shade of blue!!nice one our kidda keep em rocking!!

my mammy says thats naughty,but nice!!

Like it :)

i dont get it... did he take drugs?

like it.

Ha ha ha.!!!
That got me chocking on my coffee.!!!
Excellent joke No8, he told her what he done before he died, lol.!!!
Cheers and 10/10.!!!
:-))

funny...lol

not funny..at all...

Not funny, maybe the worst I've ever heard.