Did you hear the one about the Muslim and the Austalian? no offence intended.?

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London
to Melbourne, Australia
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie
asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a
drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us guys on the night shift laughing.!!!
Typical Aussie, lol.!!
Cheers.!!

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ha ha ha ha have a star.. sorry bout the stutter.. damn funny joke too.. lol

aaah! haha LMAO that made me lol like crazy

A good one. Thank you.

. . . .and all this time, we thought we knew everything !

oh, that's funny!

hahahaha omg that was really funny!!!!!
lol thanx for the luagh xD

good one

Good one

Ha ha ha

lmao...star.

lol...funny

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! excellent!

say,your pretty good at this joke thing. im gonna look out for you in the future
star award

hehehe, hope i get a similar choice hun, pmsl

star time

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LMSUIAO I think I know that guy

PMSL LOVE IT

Ace ,,spot on ha ha ha ,,,

Star 4u