An elderly man and woman each 150 years old, got married?

and on their weding night he said to her, now what do we now, she said I think we have sex what ever that's all about, he said Oh yes I think we take all our clothes off and get into bed together and after a while we *** and thats sex, so there they are lying side by side in bed and he says have you come yet, she says I think i'm coming he says and me, Oh Oh I've ***, she says Oh i've *** as well, he says what do we do now, she says I think we have a cigarette, there they are both lying there smoking, he says how was it for you dear she says wonderfull and you, he says wonderfull as well, then she says whats that smell, he says I dont know, but it don't half stink, I'L put on the light and find out, he jumped out of bed put on the light and pulled back the sheets and there in the middle of the bed was two piles of crap

Small giggle,,,

okk.... wierd

...stupid

Funny but not enough for a star.

stupid, gross, wrong, just bad.

its alright

Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!

... guess the motel should have changed the sheets before the two of them checked in...

Ummmm...

not bad

You are real SICK man.

should have gone to spec savers lol

That's just rude, stupid and not even a question.