Masterbation inuendo?

A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside.

"Son", said the Father, "You are going to have to learn how to urinate properly, and no longer in your pants!"

The Father brings to boy back of the garage to show him the "proper" method.

"Okay, son, this is how it is done. One, unzip your fly. Two, take out your penis. Three, skin it back. Four, let go with the urine. Five, skin it up. Six, put it back in your pants. Seven, zip up your fly. Now you know the RIGHT way!"

The Father watches his son every day to see how well he is following his instructions. He notices the son going to the back of the garage about every few hours. He is very proud of his son, and decides to peek at him while he is "doing his thing" to see how well his instructions are being followed.

The next time the son heads for the garage, the Father follows. He peeks around the corner of the garage and hears his son: Three, Five, Three, Five, Three, Five..."

ha ha ha a cracker dave
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now i know why my bathroon stinks of pish and my lad wont leave his wee man alone!!

his bloody dad!!

my mate is jewish and he dont get it :)

Funny! 100!

haha I found that funny

Thats funny and you have the perfect name FREE THE WEED....please!

Ha ha ha.!!!
Pulling the skin is he, lol.!!!
Excellent again so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!

lol!!

very funny.

that's one sheltered jew.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahaha i get it..lmao!!=D

LMAO

hahahahaha

lol

About as funny as arriving at an airport to the news that your entire luggage has been lost.

excellant,,ha ha ha v good,,,,

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hehehe, now i know why your brother like me to practice three five, three five on him, pmsl

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