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Two cowboys from Arkansas walk
into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the
bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind
them who had been eating a sandwich
begins to cough. After a minute or
so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn
a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her,
lifts up the back of her skirt,
yanks down her panties, and slowly runs
his tongue from the back of her thigh
up to the small of her back. This shocks
the woman to a violent spasm, the
obstruction flies out of her mouth,
and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the
bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard
of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but
I ain't never seen nobody do it.

I wonder if that works??? wanna try??

That is FUNNY! Good job! *claps*

Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
I've also never seen it done, lol.!!!
Cheers man.!!

good, one, i had no idea where that was going. Great job!

way to go dave, my training is paying off lol
even got jaime laughing
have a star

Whoa, lol

lol...funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

excellent hun, pmsl

star

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