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( o _ 0 ) I've been diagnosed with "Level 6 cooties!" Is this really dangerous?


I've heard of people going insane from level 3 cooties! ( ^ _ ^ )

I almost caught them, but thank goodness that I did not sit on the toilet sit behind my sister in law!

omg.
you should be dead!

if that's what they call crabs nowadays, not really, until you tell your spouse!

Yes very dangerous.

cooties...?

OMG! I hope they gave you some good meds for it!!!

ahhh, don't spread it.. PLEASE :)
i'm too yound to die!

i have level 7:(

OMG YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME LEFT TO LIVE!!NOBODY GET NEAR HER SHES CONTAGIOUS!!BACK I TELL YOU!!!She is diagnosed with....................................... 6 COOTIES!!AHHHH!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

cooties? what's that?

I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT IT!

IT'S SUCH A PAIN!

But don't stay away, dude.... We can wallow in our illnesses together.

MISERY LOVES COMPANY! LOL!

But, hey, HOW did you get level six cooties at level four? You're movin' faaaaaaaaast, brotha! HA! HA!

Level 6 cooties can be highly contagious.

I would ask in the medical section of Y!A for a second opinion.

Hope you survive this with minimal scarring... Good luck to you feel better soon.

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