Joke: Can someone help this child? Jimi4950?

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our
Lord and Saviour?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary
Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once
again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to
the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you
stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"
The nun fainted.....

Thats a hoot.

I'm sorry to say that my 96 year old Grandmother died this week.

The good news is they saved the baby.

HAHAHHA. That is an awesome joke!!

xD

That's not really funny...

That is so funny.!!!!

That's funny. It's a good thing I'm not catholic -- I might have to go to confession for laughing.

That was awesome! Have a star.

too funny. This is a really good joke.

Heard many differnt version mostly with an old couple an a preacher but still a quality joke!

hahahahahaha rofl!!! that is a cute one!

LMFAO!

This may border on the blasphemos but funny "nun" the less.

thumbs up, way up! :D Star 4 u

O man that is great

so what happened after the nun came too lol

lol that was soo funny

wow you are good at the jokes man

very good joke... i love these kind of jokes they make me laugh every time...lolol :))
this child doesn't need any help just a manager to help them get in to stand up comedy... keep the jokes comming ...
cheers
Jo

Hahahaha yes i like it and im an ex catholic too, well done.

HAHA

First-rate --Joke of the year. Theory of evolution of the funny side!!

Gave you a star....very good