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If Olivia Newton John married Elton John,.....?


if Olivia Newton John,.....married Elton John,.....and they had a child, and named him John,.....and Olivia Newton John divorced Elton John,.....would the childs name be,.....John, John Newton John,.....or, John Newton John, John??,.....

Give little John John a kiss ..poor baby has such confused parents...

john john

His name would still be John John.. When the mother divorces it does not change the childs name.. but on another thought.. you should really name the child test tube John..
Because the only way Elton would have a baby with anyone is with the help of a doctor.. He is GAY

the childs name would be john john.. her first last name wouldn't go to the child...and if the child was concieved by oliva and elton...it wouldnt' matter anyways cause his name would stay as it was before...

I don't know, Bob, but I think they both be doin' the chauffeur.

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