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Celebrity Costume Party?


If some celebrities were planning a costume party and the theme was classical composers...

And Bruce Willis said: "I'll be Haydn,"
And Brad Pitt said: "I'll be Mozart,"
And Anthony Hopkins said: "I'll be Beethoven..."

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say?

Answer: "hcaB eb ll'I."

EDIT:

The answer is "I'll be Bach".

Johan Sebastien Bach

And the Terminator "I'll be back"

No, no. You see, the other 3 actors are saying they are all going to be famous composers at the costume party so Arrnold says "I'll be Bach! and that is a reference to the famous line he said in Terminator: "I'll be back" And with the accent he has in the movie, it does sound like he says "I'll be Bach" And that is why the joke is funny! Sheesh!

"I'll be back." ???

I don't get it.. explain pls

well Moz along Beethoven because I'm happy

HA!
yeah I get it, nice one...

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