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Just a couple of fun questions, nothing serious?


why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
why does the pilot say we will be landing shortly, does this mean we won't be as tall as when we got on the plane, or that we won't quite make it to the end of the runway?
have you ever let your mind wander and since it was too young to be out alone, it never came back?
and finally, why do car makers manufacture vehicles for the elderly that have turn signals that never turn off?

just sitting here full of nyquil and being bored.

Okay more questions:

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies!

you're really bored.

'cause your question is also boring.

Because we are crazy people with a funny language that never makes sense. lol

hahaha!! i think the nyquil has gotten to u!! if you take alot of it,, u will be messed up!! lol,,, good times

Wish you enjoy your bore time.

I think your questions are adorable. You GO Dude. They publish books with those kind of riddles.

u suck!

Yes.

boooooo..

dullllllllllllllllll.

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