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Little johnny true or funny would you be embarrassed?


johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little johnny
aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

hahaha /.....not true.....my huby was a cricketer and we all r proud of him...LOL

love it lol

He! he! he! keep em coming.....

Good one!

That was really good

ha!ha very funny.!!

thats good . lol have a star.

Funny

lol

I would be too!

Dude. That joke wasn't funny. But if you like jokes try going to comedycentral.com and click on joke of the day which will also take you to a free lance of jokes sent in by various people. You can find some really good ones there. Happy Holidays

HA! thats good

hahahaha!!

thanx for cheering me up this morning!!

THAT WAS GREAT.LOL starring you

My dad is bin laden!

I don't follow English football but that WAS Funny!!!!!:)

Brilliant. lol

hehehe, i'd be embarressed too hun, pmsl

star time

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L O L 10/10 x

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hahahaha...little johnny at his best.

cool

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