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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her all at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, the Poodle decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one of you who uses the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Labrador Retriever speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle, "that shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?"

"Um...I HATE liver and cheese!" blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you?"

The last of the three males is a handsome exiled Cuban dog. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says... "Liver alone, Cheese mine."

Your jokes are great.

that works. lmao!!

did she give him some for coming up with that?

you're right what a groaner

good show chrisisb. Take ten stars.

Let me give 10 stars....(***************************)

Funny! 100!

LOL

Okay you sqeaked a star there, kind of a groaner, but I'll let it slide this time. Still somewhat funny.

good
did the poodle go out with him?
I'll give it a star if you give me ten points!

Very funny

excellent hun, pmsl

star time

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L O L 9/10 x

Groaner but still worth the read ha ha ,,,

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol....funny

You have to love a man with an accent!!!

cool

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