Christmas shoping done?

A young man called Ronan from Foxrock wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Greystones.
Ronan consulted with his sister and decided, after careful
consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister shopping and they selected a dainty
pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.
The shop had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ronan unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Ronan sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Good one, You are the best.Star

hilarious! that's great!

that was funny thanks

wow thats great and thats fantastic and not too crude.

that was crazy funny! :)