If you could break all 10 commandments in one day how would you go about it?

Don't mean to offend, just a bit of fun

I do it daily I guess I am damned to hell ohhh wait I forgot we are living in it now LOL

I am the Lord thy God (don't believe this one man gave him that name,, who is he really )
1.)Thou shalt have no other gods before me (I call his name every time I cummm so I have many )
2.)Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol (I idol coccck it stands erect for me daily therefore I worship it LOL)
3.)Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God (there it speaks for itself when I moan it out of passion)
4.)Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy ( What's that ?))
5.)Honor thy Father and Mother ( shitttt when they decide to honor me first )
6.)Thou shalt not murder ( kill a bug or 2 daily )
7.)Thou shalt not commit adultery (daily yeah always )
8.)Thou shalt not steal (drink soda from fountain every day at mcdonalds and never pay for it )
9.)Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor (what neighbors you mean the hermit next door )
10.)Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife (oops well she's hot and we get lonely when our men are not around LOL)

i'd just to myself...haha... im sure break most of them everyday

Start at the first and work my evil way down!!!! Nothing like a bit of order when creating havoc!!!

im with alison on this one i would just do what i do every day and im sure i could get through them in no time lol

i would love thy neighbour
only when her husband is not in

that should break them all

to be fair I'd meanly only want to break the ones about dis honoring god (& I don't mean to offend any one's religion in saying that)
but hey I'm athiest so...

I wasn't the first. I think the Bible says that Moses did that when he came down from Mt. Sinai and found the Israelites partyin' on down and worshiping a golden calf. He got so steamed that he threw the Ten Commandments that God had just carved out of stone onto the ground, essentially breaking them all not only within one day, but in a couple of hours.

**Good thing they came with a warranty**

Hire a Kango Hammer, and make a good job of it......Jason W