Cookie dough?

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''

"Suzy," Grandma said. "I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''

"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.

''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''

you little cat

what a laugh

no cookies for you tonight

lol thats a good one

hahahaha

ha ha ha ace,,,,

lol

ain't kids lovely little devils.

hahaha

good 1 lmao 10/10 x

Love It - LOL

haha lol chick :)

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol..funny

1000 points for that one, sadly I can only give you a Star.