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IF THERE WERE three wise women?


Do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don鈥檛 you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts!

All too true but they were held back. Some evil men deployed MAN-Dingos to pursue them and make sure they never appeared. And it wasn't enjoyable being chased by those huge beasts either.
Then the evil men sent three men with long names that made them sound wise (no men really are that wise..except a few). They were Melchior, Balthasar and Gaspar. Weird but intelligent sounding names hu?...lol

so true! funny!

ok - lol

so true

True!! lol!!

So so true...I dont know whether thats a good thing though.
Very funny hunny!

Ha ha ha true,,,,

lol

it could have been PARIS HILTON LINDSAY LOHAN AND BRITNEY SPEARS

Three! wise women! your'e kidding me, never found one.

lol

lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

aint that the truth babe, pmsl

star time

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L OL true 10/10 x

yeh thats about right lol

.....lol.....i know right.......lol.....

very true

pmsl...so true....star

true

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