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Joke: Are you Getting Old? jimi4950?


Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?"

Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.

With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?"

Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?"

Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you going?"

Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"

awwwwwww thats too cute

all right ain't the best

cute

LOL!

HA!

lol thats cute

funny joke it is

haha nice

tee hee!! cute gave you a star

have u ever **** a guy or a girl i have kissed a guy before but me and my boo are getting ready to have sex

Loved it! got one for you....The man with the ugly heart An elderly man died and upon his arrival to heaven he was asked by some one, why is your heart so ugly? It has holes and dents and is ripped and torn and shattered and even has pieces missing! The elderly man smiled and said, for everyone I have loved and helped in my life time, I did it by giving them a piece of my heart.

that was so cute. a star to you.

ahhh so cute but in a wierd way good job lol

Blah.

It is funny...but I don't know if you realized, but you started out with 2 grandpa's. Should be careful next time or everyone will think they are gay.

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