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Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?" awwwwwww thats too cute all right ain't the best cute LOL! HA! lol thats cute funny joke it is haha nice tee hee!! cute gave you a star have u ever **** a guy or a girl i have kissed a guy before but me and my boo are getting ready to have sex Loved it! got one for you....The man with the ugly heart An elderly man died and upon his arrival to heaven he was asked by some one, why is your heart so ugly? It has holes and dents and is ripped and torn and shattered and even has pieces missing! The elderly man smiled and said, for everyone I have loved and helped in my life time, I did it by giving them a piece of my heart. that was so cute. a star to you. ahhh so cute but in a wierd way good job lol Blah. It is funny...but I don't know if you realized, but you started out with 2 grandpa's. Should be careful next time or everyone will think they are gay. |
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