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Go and tell us what's going on in the neighbourhood, that's a good boy.?


The only way Mr & Mrs Smith could get 'time alone' together was to send their 8 year old son out on the balcony of their flat, with an ice-lolly to observe and 'commentate' on the goings on in the neighbourhood. he took his 'task' seriously.
"The Jones' have got visitors."
"The Browns are getting a new TV."
"Johnny is on his Skateboard."
"Mrs Evans' dogs are fighting."
"The Coopers are having sex."

...."Whaaat?"...asked his mother, "how do you know that?"

"Their son is on their balcony with an ice-lolly."

Marie...Comedy Central pinched MY joke!

LMAO!!!!! O THAT WAS GOOD!!! THNX FOR PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE! *STARRED*

heard it before but still smiled :)

lmao star for you!

very good ha!ha love it.!!

cute!

lol!!!

still amazing after all this tym

heard it before but was kind of dumb and bless that little boy's eyes

haha lol!

that's funny haha!!

Ha Ha!
That's cute!

i just laughed out loud, that was so cute.

cute

Thats funny.

stay off of "Comedy Central" and come up with your own jokes.

L OL 9/10 x

lol - love it

Ha ha ha excellant,,,

lol

Hahahahaha!!!! Tooo Freakin funny!!!!

Hahaha!!

nice one lol

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