Ok folks some for the kids funny or not?

How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What runs but never walks ?
Water !
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
Is this a second hand shop ?
Yes Sir
Good. Can you fit one to my watch then please !
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions !!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !
How is business going ?
I'm looking for a new cashier
But you only had a new one last week
Yes, that's the one I'm looking for !
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What colour ?

Very Funny !!!

& I Will share them with my kids this evening!!!

Thanks for sharing!! :)

Good ones for kids....

C.B.B.C. are looking for a new star.lol.

there really good for kids haha

I actually laughed at some aswell

Merry Xmas x

lol, love them :D

Good one and good lesson for old ones.

the lions joke is the least but the best is the soup tacte funny!

funny for kids i laughed at them too!!!

ha ha ha though for kids

they are funny..the kids would love them

lol.

hahaha those are great for kids. lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

good for kids....

Those would be great for little children!

lol

very funny...i like that of milk shake one...u know it really happened with me .....in our city we have a road underconstruction and i cant avoide it ,so ,i was thinking if i have milk in my grocery it will be... milk shake when i reach home...too much jumpy road...LOL

great jokes

good 1's lol 10/10 x

lol good ones