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An Post, Ireland. Funny??


There was a man who worked for An Post whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:

Dear God,
I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had 鈧?00 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited my only living friend over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers.. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few quid. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected 鈧?5, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friend.
We had a very nice day and I told my friend of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was 鈧? missing. I think it was those c**ts at the Post Office.
Sincerely,
Edna

Very good,Have a star!!!

This could be very true. People don't appreciate what they get.

Isn't that the truth or those jerks that work in customs.

that's funny a star for you

thanks mate, enjoyed that.

lol. Those poor c*nts at the post office.

lol.

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