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Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87,wanders into the garden. They begin to chat,
and before
they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know
what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?"

"SEX!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get
it up if I held a
gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and
proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in
the garden
where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred
decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the
pool with
another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I
don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

Very good, petty some of the phantom thumbs downers havnt got a sense of humour.

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That was nice,lolol starring you.

That is very funny

lololololololol

nice one

now that is funny...

thanks for the laugh

OK!

Oh dear, Just love that one---------hahahahaha

bet she does a mean milk shake.lol

VERY NICE!
LOL, STAR!!!**
:D

That is so fcuking funny I bout pissed myself!

LOL thats the funniest joke i've read online.. ever!! lol... thanks for the giggles.

love it!

lol

lmao.. ha ha too funny..

hillarious mate im going to show me mates this one

hahahahahahahahaha

lmao dat is a gud 1

Good one thanks

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Good one ha ha ha ,,,,

lol

Fair play harold ha ha ha ha

hahahahaha....brilliant lol

brilliant not heard that one for years

whats parkinsons??
hahaha

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