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Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"

Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"

Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"

Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.

The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"

Paul says, "All over your back!"

hahaha made me smile!!!

ewww...nasty

Brilliant

EWWWWWWW gross but funny

that tickled me till my excitement came out.lol

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love that one ha!ha 10/10 ****

thats icky!! lol it made me laugh anyway

YUCK

Ha ha ha funny,,,,

Thats what he gets for telling him to shut up. Ha ha.

lol

pmsl...fantastic

Gotta give you a star for that one!

That's actually a pretty good joke well done you,
I hope you don't mind but I think I might use them sometime.

Thank you :)

another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x

haha, funny.

lol. hehehehehe

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